The 20 best dildos for different occasions and desires

Finding a great dildo has never been easier – no need to wander into an intimidating sex shop. Our list of the 20 best dildos is organised to help you pick the perfect playmate. All of the dildos recommended for each category are worthy and time-proven classics, so if you’re new to the world of dildos and aren’t sure where to start, read on.

A dildo is, simply and typically, a phallic-shaped sex toy. But you will notice very quickly that the choice of dildos is vast: dick-shaped with veins, non-penis-shaped, skin coloured, rainbow coloured, sleek, smooth, textured, compact, huge… and bigger isn’t necessarily better where dildos are concerned. We also have plenty of dildo vibrators to choose from if you are looking for extra buzz.

Remember to use plenty of lube for dildo play. The dildo’s materials create more friction than skin does, and so lube can really enhance your pleasure by making the dildo feel smoother and slicker.

What is the best realistic dildo?

Lovetoy 7 Inch The Ultra Soft Dude Dildo | Realistic Dildo | Lovetoy | Bodyjoys
Regular price £17.99
Regular price Sale price £17.99

The Ultra Soft Dude from Lovetoy is a realistic 7-inch dildo designed with careful attention to detail. Its silky soft texture couples with impressive size to give you the satisfaction you desire. Let your fantasies run wild with a powerful suction cup base that attaches to any flat, smooth surface so you can ride hands-free or with the help of a harness.

What is the best non-phallic dildo?

Me You Us 5.5 Inch Ripple G-Spot Peg Dildo Blue | Non-Phallic Dildo | Me You Us | Bodyjoys
Regular price £16.99
Regular price Sale price £16.99

This sexy blue 5.5-inch Ripple G-spot Peg dildo by Me You Us is meticulously crafted to deliver unmatched pleasure and satisfaction during pegging or lesbian sex sessions. Designed to target and stimulate your G- or P-spot, this innovative Peg offers an extraordinary experience for those seeking heightened sensations. Featuring a curved and rippled design, the Peg dong is expertly contoured to provide a thrilling journey of pleasure.

What is the best suction cup dildo?

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Colours Pride Edition 6 Inch Realistic Silicone Dildo With Balls | Realistic Dildo | NS Novelties | Bodyjoys
Regular price £45.49
Regular price £64.99 Sale price £45.49

Take pride in your sexuality with the Pride Edition dongs. Inspired by the Pride flag, this 6-inch rainbow coloured realistic dildo with balls is perfect for when you want to show your true colours.

What is the best dildo for stimulating the G-spot?

Lazy Buttcock 6.5 Inch Dildo | G-Spot Dildo | NMC | Bodyjoys
Regular price £15.99
Regular price Sale price £15.99

This unforgettable two-tone Lazy Buttcock 6.5-inch dildo is designed to recreate the most realistic experience. The suction cup base allows you to attach this beauty to any hard, flat surface so you can slide down every inch with ease, leaving your hands free to explore other areas. The jelly shaft comes complete with all the natural veins, bends and ridges with balls around the base to achieve the most natural-feeling stimulation.

What is the best vibrating dildo?

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Dr. Skin Cock Vibe 10 Vibrating 8.5 Inch Dildo | Dildo Vibrator | Blush Novelties | Bodyjoys
Regular price £29.74
Regular price £34.99 Sale price £29.74

The Cock Vibe 10 is a 8.5-inch vibrating cock from Blush’s Dr. Skin collection that will fulfil your fantasies and get your juices flowing. This powerful multi-speed vibrating dildo has been meticulously designed with a throbbing glans and pulsating veins for highly realistic physical an visual stimulation. Simply twist the dial base and the intense vibrations will start giving you the earth-shattering pleasure you deserve.

What is the best strap-on dildo?

Strap On Me Silicone Dual Density Bendable Dildo Medium Black | Non-Phallic Dildo | Strap On Me | Bodyjoys
Regular price £89.99
Regular price Sale price £89.99

This black double-density dildo from Strap on Me will delight you with its ultra-realistic, velvety-soft texture. The medium-sized dildo is bendable and its ergonomic design is ideal for blissful G-spot or prostate stimulation. This premium toy is guaranteed to fulfil all your fantasies, get your juices flowing and push your orgasms to new ecstatic heights.

What is the best silicone dildo?

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SilexD Premium Silicone 7 Inch Dildo Pink | Realistic Dildo | SilexD | Bodyjoys
Regular price £24.99
Regular price Sale price £24.99

This realistic pink 7-inch dildo from SilexD features a swollen glans, meaty veins, testicles, and a suction cup base for hands-free fantasy fun. Made of patented Silexpan, a material that softens as it heats up, this premium dong can be moulded into whatever shape you fancy, giving you exciting G-spot possibilities. Put it in the fridge for an extra firm ride.

Which dildo is the most versatile?

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Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo | Metal Dildo | Njoy | Bodyjoys
Regular price £170.99
Regular price £179.99 Sale price £170.99

The luxurious Pure Wand is Njoy’s G-spot or prostate pleasure tool. Rendered in stainless steel, this gleaming double-ended dildo is perfectly smooth, 8 inches from end to end, and features 1-1.5 inch balls connected by a lovely, 10-inch curve. Sleek and perfect for temperature play, this weighty wand is made of 24 ounces of pure, polished stainless steel that gives a mirror shine.

What is the most luxurious dildo?

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King Cock Elite 6 Inch Dual Density Dildo Caramel | Realistic Dildo | Pipedream | Bodyjoys
Regular price £43.99
Regular price £54.99 Sale price £43.99

This lifelike 6-inch caramel dildo is made of high-quality, dual-density Elite silicone, offering two textures to pleasure you: a soft outer skin provides a soft texture, and the stiff inner shaft gives you firm stimulation for a guaranteed good time.

What is the best glass dildo?

Icicles No. 29 Hand Blown Glass Massager | Glass Dildo | Pipedream | Bodyjoys
Regular price £44.99
Regular price Sale price £44.99

The Icicles No. 29 hand-blown glass massager will fulfil your fantasies, get your juices flowing and propel your orgasms to new ecstatic heights. The ergonomically shaped, textured shaft and the bulbous head of the dildo will pamper and stimulate your intimate hot spots, giving you the earth-shattering pleasure you deserve. Sleek, elegant, upscale, and hand-crafted with stunning attention to detail, the luxurious line of glass massagers by Icicles will leave you breathless.

What is the most classic dildo?

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RealRock 6 Inch Realistic Crystal Clear Dildo Pink | Realistic Dildo | Shots Toys | Bodyjoys
Regular price £14.99
Regular price Sale price £14.99

This pink Crystal Clear 6-inch realistic dildo from RealRock comes with balls and bulging glans for enhanced visual and tactile pleasures. Use the sturdy suction cup base to attach this dong to any smooth surface and enjoy a hands-free pleasure ride, or use with a strap-on harness.

Which dual-layer dildo best mimics the human skin?

Lovetoy 8 Inch Sliding-Skin Dual Layer Bendable Dong | Large Dildo | Lovetoy | Bodyjoys
Regular price £32.99
Regular price Sale price £32.99

This flesh pink realistic 8-inch bendable dong from Lovetoy is made with a dual-layer sliding-skin to mimic the human skin feeling and sensation of a real erect penis. You are guaranteed to enjoy the soft outer skin and the satisfyingly firm inner core. This dildo has been meticulously designed in perfect proportions with a throbbing glans, pulsating veins and bulging balls for highly realistic physical an visual stimulation.

Which dildo is the longest or biggest?

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Dick Rambone Gigantic 15 Inch Dildo | Large Dildo | Doc Johnson | Bodyjoys
Regular price £80.99
Regular price £89.99 Sale price £80.99

The 15-inch Dick Rambone Cock by Doc Johnson is a gigantic dong that will never leave you wanting more. This dildo is a life-size replica of the well-endowed erotic performer Dick Rambone. The monster cock fills you an amazing 15 inches deep and provides extra stimulation with the heavily veined texture on the shaft.

Which dildo is the thickest or fattest?

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King Cock 9 Inch Chubby Tan Dildo | Large Dildo | Pipedream | Bodyjoys
Regular price £63.74
Regular price £74.99 Sale price £63.74

This King Cock Chubby dildo features a 3-inch width (that’s 9.4 inches of girth!) for those who are up for a challenge. Chubby is phthalate-free, body-safe, and hypoallergenic, and this hefty toy is made of PVC and comes with a suction cup base for hands-free fun.

What is the best double-ended dildo?

ToyJoy Get Real 16 Inch Flesh Double Dildo | Double-Ended Dildo | ToyJoy | Bodyjoys
Regular price £22.99
Regular price Sale price £22.99

The 16-inch flesh pink Double Dildo is a premium flesh double-ended cock. This life-like dong from ToyJoy’s Get Real collection is designed to give you a realistic visual and sensual toy experience, with flesh-tone colour, and a natural silhouette that lets your fantasies run wild.

What is the best double dong?

ToyJoy Get Real Realistic Mini Double Dong Blue | Double-Ended Dildo | ToyJoy | Bodyjoys
Regular price £22.99
Regular price Sale price £22.99

The blue Realistic Mini Double Dong offers a luxury double penetration experience. This life-like dildo from ToyJoy’s Get Real collection is designed to give you a realistic visual and sensual toy experience, with realistic veins and texture carefully crafted from high-quality silicone.

What is the best inflatable dildo?

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Trinity Vibes Inflatable Suction Cup Dildo | Inflatable Dildo | Trinity Vibes | Bodyjoys
Regular price £67.99
Regular price Sale price £67.99

This black inflatable dildo from Trinity Vibes gets bigger as you pump it up, and expands up to an impressive circumference. Use the hand pump to inflate it to the size you desire, and use the easy, quick-release valve to deflate it when you’ve had enough. Use the sturdy suction cup base for a hands-free fantasy ride.

What is the best ejaculating dildo?

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King Cock 9 Inch Squirting Dildo With Balls Flesh | Ejaculating Dildo | Pipedream | Bodyjoys
Regular price £53.59
Regular price £66.99 Sale price £53.59

This 9-inch King Cock Squirter comes with an ultra realistic detail to satisfy all your fluid fetishes and cum play cravings. This hand-crafted squirting dildo features the exclusive Jizzle Juice squeeze bulb. Fill it with the liquid of your choice to release at the peak of your pleasure.

What is the best anal dildo?

EX Penis Anal Prober Double Tip Probe | Anal Dildo | Seven Creations | Bodyjoys
Regular price £9.99
Regular price Sale price £9.99

The blue double Penis Probe from the sleek EX line is made for backdoor adventures. Cast from translucent jelly, the anal probe has two tapered tips, one at either end, for unbeatable pleasure and exciting couples’ play. The probe is 18cm long and suitable for unisex adventures.

What is the best dildo moulding kit to clone my partner’s penis?

Clone A Willy Vibrator Moulding DIY Kit Hot Pink | Dildo Moulding Set | Empire Labs | Bodyjoys
Regular price £39.99
Regular price Sale price £39.99

The Clone a Willy Hot Pink silicone vibrator moulding kit gives you the chance to immortalise your erect penis in its full glory as it allows you to make an exact replica and to create a fully functioning vibrator based on you.